Once upon a time, when my boss was not around and I have nothing else to do, a story was told of a boy named Pedro and his dog, whose name no one knew because he never told anyone. Pedro and his dog lived in a pink house by the river. Pedro loves to play football and he likes apple pies. But both of these had nothing to do with our story. His eyes flaring, his nostrils afire, Pedro was a mean, bad boy and had no respect for his dog. "Ha-ha-ha, loser! Loser! Loser!," Pedro taunted his dog every day. "You’re the ugliest dog I’ve seen." Poor dog, he could only bow his head in shame and cry, "arf…arf…," because he could not talk. He’s a dog. Not content with his malice, Pedro would even slap the poor dog’s head. "Ha, ha, ha," laughed Pedro, while hitting the poor dog with a dos por dos. "I love hating you, dog!" Pedro’s evil ways would go on for years, until one night…SEOContest2008 appeared on the doorstep, calling for Pedro. "Yes," Pedro nervously replied. "I am seocontest2008," the seocontest2008 said. For sheer urge to intrude in other people’s lives, the seocontest2008 scolded Pedro. "Because of your maltreatment of the poor dog, I’m going to teach you a lesson," she said. "But we’re on sem break," Pedro replied. The seocontest2008 continued, "So you will feel the hardship you so devilishly give to your poor dog, I will put you in his shoes. You will become the poor dog, and the poor dog will be you." The seocontest2008 waved her magic wand, and in an instant, as fast as a broadband connection, Pedro became the dog, and the dog was turned to Pedro. The seocontest2008 left, assured that Pedro, now a dog, would learn his lesson well. Years have passed, and the seocontest2008 decided to revisit the pink house by the river. Thinking that it’s fair time Pedro should be reverted back to his human self after learning his lesson, the seocontest2008 slowly opened the door and, well, saw the dog, who was Pedro, laughing at Pedro, who was the dog, and taunting and hitting Pedro, who was the dog, with a dos por dos. "Ha, ha, ha! I love hating you, Pedro," said the dog, who was Pedro. The end.
story made by my friend buddhadude
pedro is an alcoholic, that’s why.
Posted by roni at February 18, 2008, 2:10 pm